deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

bookofsul:

This speaks to me in so many levels.

homo-nerd-grizz:

demonicalamari:

richardalexanderrr:

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

Originally posted by sixpenceee

lilithyanstuff:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sheyzeyyy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deliciouspirategod:

She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

THE SAND GUARDIAN

GUARDIAN OF ALL THE SAND

POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HER

Cat: (MEOWS ANGRILY AT THE SEA)

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

awesomacious:

This badass dad’s response to Disney haters

lefttreephantom:

susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

dualityofsquid:

markv5:

Возможно, сейчас в вашей жизни всё не особо гладко, но зато посмотрите, какие офигительные лапы у этой рыси…

“perhaps not everything in your life is going smoothly, but just look at how mind blowingly huge the paws on this kitty are…”

“tal vez tu vida no está sin problemas, pero ve a las patas grandísimas de este gato…”

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Because you are teenagers and you are unaware that your actions have consequences. It’s what this game is predicated on.”

randomitemdrop:

thedurvin:

Just reading William Gibson’s “Neuromancer” and it mentioned people wearing fur coats made of lab-grown mink fur, pelts grown on a collagen lattice with no actual animal involved, and it totally sounds like something that could happen, except I would be pretty shocked if the tech existed and people limited themselves to traditional fur animals. I’d expect big cats, endangered things, anything exotic…but since when is the future guided by taste? I’m imagining authentic James Dean leather jackets, vintage-style fur stoles and muffs made of cloned Marilyn Monroe scalp.

If they came out with cloning technology that allowed you to buy fur and leather made entirely of cloned celebrity skin and hair, who do you wear? Who would be the popular trend?

Item: authentic Kardashian Kollection leather purse, made of genuine cloned Kardashians