yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
Barbarian, Ranger, Fighter, Ranger, Favored Soul, and Rogue sing in unison: "We’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of caves!!
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER
IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?
…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?
Well, not quite a “tesseract” - if the interior and exterior sides cycled through each other like some kind of mobius-esque object whose position isn’t just in motion but it’s own dimensions as well, yeah.
What he DID create was a (roughly) CUBICAL SOAP BUBBLE…which is STILL pretty damn awesome, too.
Dragon: My name is *rattles off some 14 syllable monstrosity*
Party Fighter: Say Verix, aren’t you of Bronze descent?
Verix (party Sorc): …Granddad?
The nickname for the dragon stuck.
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now