The Appendix of the Mind
Hello, Captain. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and practice superhero poses?

askcaptainamerica:

Maybe. Yes. I have done that before.

Don’t trust her.

outofcontextdnd:

-A warning about our Chaotic Neutral Rogue given by the Chaotic Evil Sorcerer

Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?
We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important