May 2013
Dear Yahoo,
thefrogman: First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too. A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we curse the gods and make graphics and gifs displaying our dislike of said change. This...
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One Woman’s Quest To Celebrate Nutella Earns Her A... →
zyxst: One thing unanswered: what the hell is the cease and decease order about? Stop talking about Nutella, period? Is she making money off world Nutella day?
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12 crucial Tumblr tricks you probably don't know →
zyxst: Truncate posts fix Nice; half of it involves things more serious and involved than I want to be, but it’s never a bad thing to learn tricks and ‘hidden’ features. Sadly, it’s probably going to be moot in the months to come, though…
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Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
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Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands: First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize. But there are a number of circumstances in which… Hey, this also brings up the possibility of Yahoo! revamping the...
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“It’s the oldest story in the book: Person Who Hates Women Can’t Figure Out Why...”
– “Incel” Misogynist Wants Government To Pay Women To Date Him (via siddman)
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zyxst: dotchris: windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE Guess I’m a sentient omnipotent being in an alternate universe and I dream of being a weird bearded computer...
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“It is a part of mankind to play games. We played in the Stone Age. We played in...”
– Klaus Teuber (via maxistentialist)
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