November 2011
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Perfect post is perfect.
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October 2011
“The politicians insisting that the only workable solution to their fabricated...”
– Liberals, labor group slam Democrats’ supercommittee proposal (via wilwheaton)
“ZOMBIES DON’T RUN!
I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that...”
– Simon Pegg (via -pallasathena)(via lazdo)(via gamers-kitchen)(via jetbunny)(via rosalarian)
Very much so; zombies are a metaphor for the implacable mortality that comes for us all (apart from maybe Dick Clark).
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Congressional Reform Act... →
wilwheaton:
This is incorrectly attributed to Warren Buffet. Regardless of who came up with it, it’s still a good idea:
No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social…
“The pursuit of happiness makes us deeply unhappy. It’s a trap.”
– David Levithan (via gabiiescobar)
Watchthedailywhat:
Mad Mayor of the Day: Toronto’s controversial mayor Rob Ford was forced to apologize yesterday after a home visit from well-respected Canadian comedienne Mary Walsh earlier this week allegedly resulted in a panicked call to 911, during which he reportedly swore profusely and referred to dispatchers as “bitches.”
Walsh, best known for her work on the popular political comedy show...