What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
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The politicians insisting that the only workable solution to their fabricated...– Liberals, labor group slam Democrats’ supercommittee proposal (via wilwheaton)
ZOMBIES DON’T RUN! I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that...– Simon Pegg (via -pallasathena)(via lazdo)(via gamers-kitchen)(via jetbunny)(via rosalarian) Very much so; zombies are a metaphor for the implacable mortality that comes for us all (apart from maybe Dick Clark).
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Congressional Reform Act... →
wilwheaton: This is incorrectly attributed to Warren Buffet. Regardless of who came up with it, it’s still a good idea: No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social…
The pursuit of happiness makes us deeply unhappy. It’s a trap.– David Levithan (via gabiiescobar)
thedailywhat: Mad Mayor of the Day: Toronto’s controversial mayor Rob Ford was forced to apologize yesterday after a home visit from well-respected Canadian comedienne Mary Walsh earlier this week allegedly resulted in a panicked call to 911, during which he reportedly swore profusely and referred to dispatchers as “bitches.” Walsh, best known for her work on the popular political comedy show...