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“Before napkins were invented everything was a napkin.”
– Sam Grittner | someecards.com (via siddman)
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FUCKING METAL: How To Tell The Difference Between... →
siddman: * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist...
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“Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another”
– Henry Louis Mencken (via desirenoir)
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Unemployment is a terrible scourge across much of... →
wilwheaton: Yet a strange thing has happened to policy discussion: on both sides of the Atlantic, a consensus has emerged among movers and shakers that nothing can or should be done about jobs. Instead of a determination to do something about the ongoing suffering and economic waste, one sees a proliferation of excuses for inaction, garbed in the language of wisdom and responsibility. So...
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“Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about:...”
– George Carlin (via loveyourchaos)
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For those of you wondering when there will be a...
dariuswhiteplume: It already happened. It’s called Christianity, and it must be stopped.
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Newsflash! Eric Cantor (R-Asshole) is a giant... →
wilwheaton: In the aftermath of Sunday’s devastating tornado in Joplin, Mo., a key House panel has approved a $1 billion aid package to make sure federal disaster relief accounts don’t run out before the end of the budget year in September. The Appropriations panel approved the measure by voice vote as an amendment to a measure funding the Federal Emergency Management Agency and other...
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Erotiterrorism Cell 69: Can We Talk? →
erotiterrorist: There are things that annoy you. Politicians saying offensive things. Celebrities saying shit that pisses you off. Fans liking or hating things that you disagree with. I get that. Things piss you off on a daily basis. What I don’t get is why you need to share that with me on Tumblr. See, when I… I’m sorry, either you are directing this comment to someone else, or...
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