October 2011
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Reblog if you believe it gets better
vagab0nde-boheme:
Please, stay strong, I love all of you, no matter who you are.
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To all Occupy Wall Street Participants, here is... →
wilwheaton:
From Reddit, where the comments are also worth reading:
Guys, listen. Here’s the deal.
I love you guys with every shred of my hard-left leaning heart. But I think you might be doing something wrong. Here is one thing that can help you.
Tomorrow, wear a polo and khakis
Seriously. polos and khakis. Every time you guys DO finally get some fucking press, it’s a scrawny dude with...
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September 2011
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wilwheaton:
“We’ve got to get these people to a hospital!”
“A hospital?! What is it?!”
“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important now.”
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Regrets
program-ix:
A thought I just had: Regrets aren’t necessarily persistent. Someday you could look back and be glad you did it that way. So if you have regrets early in life, don’t worry. You still have the chance to be one of those happy people who can honestly say they have none.
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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You know...
deviated-one:
the best thing about every new day being the worst day of your life? Today really isn’t the worst day of your life, tomorrow is. So you might as well enjoy today before tomorrow comes and fucks things all up again.
Remind yourself of this everyday and you’ll be okay. Silver linings, right?
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