May 2012
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
BURN!
arlingtondr:
The cost of appearing with this bloviating ignoramus is obvious, it seems to me....
– Noted conservative GEORGE WILL, on Romney’s campaign appearance with Donald Trump, on ABC News This Week
(via The Colbert Report)
Gee, I wonder why I never really got into cellular... →
Pardon me while I act all smug at not going down this seeming dead-end with all you iUsers ;)
And you’re welcome at having a microscopically larger fraction of access to the wireless data spectrum from my not using ‘my share’. ^_^
Things that don't legitimately exist in...
wilwheaton:
inothernews:
Presidents who are not white that are born in the United States
Poor people
Poverty
Uninsured or underinsured people
Women’s reproductive rights
Donald Trump’s nutbaggishness
Racism
Corporations that are not people
Sensible gun control laws to help stop people from getting murdered over stupid shit
Tax breaks for anyone but the uber-rich
Also:
Genuine...
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
This week (Mitt Romney) was attacking Obama about ‘our failing educational...
– BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)
It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is ‘the most...
– BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)
wilwheaton:
arcaneimages:
If I see one more trailer for Prometheus I’m going to scream. I don’t need to see the whole film to want to see any film. I remember the trailer for the original Alien was just the fucking egg, the title and the words ”In space no one can hear you scream.” and I was SOLD. These days people want to spoil everything before we even get to the theater.
Okay, rant done.
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erotiterrorist:
wordsandturds:
i love when i am trying to talk to a white person about racism and they think it’s time to play oppression olympics
i may be white but i am a vegan, queer, poly, kinky, poor, non-gender-conforming communist so therefore i CAN’T be racist
Sooooo true.
Yeah, almost as amusing as the “I’m black so I can’t be racist”…
If The Internet Has Taught Me Anything
erotiterrorist:
No matter how fucked up, insecure, unhappy or miserable someone is, there are hundreds of people looking up to that person as a role model that they seek advice from.
I find that beautiful and inspiring.
Yep, and it’s simultaneously terrifying and depressing, too. Ain’t it great?