July 2012
Sigh
Client: OMG!!! You told me you turned over this project in June! But I don't have it! We need to get moving on it! Where is it!
Me: On your FTP server.
Client: ...
Me: In your folder.
Client: ...
Me: Where you told me to put it.
Client: ...
Me: Where I put it on June 15th.
Client: Why didn't you tell me?
Me:
Client: ...
Me: Did you just look for this now? After I asked you repeatedly about it and busted my ass to get it in on time?
Client: We really need to get this project moving!
Me: Yeah, you guys really do. Good thing I turned over the manuscript, art and photos for this 1000 page book to you on June 15th. You guys may want to get started.
“I always forget (or just black out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson’s most...”
– Domino src Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
