Client: OMG!!! You told me you turned over this project in June! But I don't have it! We need to get moving on it! Where is it!
Me: On your FTP server.
Me: In your folder.
Me: Where you told me to put it.
Me: Where I put it on June 15th.
Client: Why didn't you tell me?
Me: Did you just look for this now? After I asked you repeatedly about it and busted my ass to get it in on time?
Client: We really need to get this project moving!
Me: Yeah, you guys really do. Good thing I turned over the manuscript, art and photos for this 1000 page book to you on June 15th. You guys may want to get started.
I always forget (or just black out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson’s most...– Domino src Deadpool (Wade Wilson)