Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
The moth - I want to be friends with her father :D
This needs to be in the next movie please
Science is coming.
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
"That bloke who wrote them books about those hobbit things was a top lad"
Tolkien had an intense dislike for the side effects of industrialization, which he considered to be devouring the English countryside and simpler life. For most of his adult life, he was disdainful of cars, preferring to ride a bicycle. This attitude can be seen in his work, most famously in the portrayal of the forced “industrialization” of the Shire in The Lord of the Rings.
Be wary of putting people up on pedestals; when you find out how human they are, they have a tendency to fall off and land on you…