The Appendix of the Mind

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

monicalewinsky1996:

pastel-gizibe:

shannonwest:

equalityandthecity:

(via Students help Emma Sulkowicz carry mattress to class in first collective carry)

Y E S 

IT IS GETTING BETTER

i just burst into tears this is amazing

castiel-knight-of-hell:

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

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maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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OH MY GOD

What?  None of you seem to remember that you’re making PUBLIC STATEMENTS that anyone can read.  They’re not spying on you if they have to wear earplugs so your yelling doesn’t deafen them. ^_^

OH MY GOD

What?  None of you seem to remember that you’re making PUBLIC STATEMENTS that anyone can read.  They’re not spying on you if they have to wear earplugs so your yelling doesn’t deafen them. ^_^

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

leahlove15:

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

THIS.

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

70sscifiart:

70sscifiart:

A selection of art from Stewart Cowley’s Spacecraft, 2000-2100 A.D.: Terran Trade Authority Handbook, 1978. Artists featured include Angus McKie, Jim Burns, and Colin Hay.

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Go beyond international literacy: Intergalactic literacy.

I have this book…*nostalgic sigh*

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rupert Giles, The Quotable Librarian