The Appendix of the Mind


The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.





hang on, wait a second

laughing hyterically as my stupid body is flung into the sun

I … um …

This article has the stink of cheap Wal-Mart fedora all over it…

…which is in fact usually a trilby, because MRAs can’t even spell “fashion” let alone understand it.

But yeah…I’m kinda glad no one cited the website that deigned to host this ‘article’, because I might’ve felt compelled to dig up my old, unused-in-years botnet and DDoS said site…


Sometimes people of my gender can be mind-bendingly shitty. Not all of them. Just enough. Just enough to make things awful for everyone.

Don’t be shitty, and if you know someone who is, tell them in no uncertain terms to not be. Then maybe someday the rape-threatening internet geek will be just an embarrassingly quaint rarity like an endangered species of misogynist asshole. You know, instead of the slavering herd they are now.

A bitter woman says “All men are the same”. A wise woman decides to stop choosing the same kind of men.

valentine-illest (via valentine-illest)

A bitter man says “All women friendzone me”.  A wise man decides to change his technique that puts himself in the friendzone.




stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror




Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

I missed the Rocketbirds stream the other night...would you recommend it?


Yup. if you like sidescrollers and goofy send-ups of 80s action films this one is a good time.


when someone writes something for you


when someone draws something for you


when someone takes time out of their own life to do something to make you happy





I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

"Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD"