This Simpsons called it years ago.
Kermit and Vincent Price, The Muppet Show, 1976
Dear internet, this is how you gently and thoughtfully change people’s minds. No shaming, no yelling, just a nice nudge to, “Aha!”
I will aspire to use classy same tone next time I try to educate someone about something!
in before someone screams “TONE POLICING” at you
Sad to see Mr. W is getting as cynical as I am. :(
how can people make fun of triggers. like how can you make fun of the fact that some people get terrible memories from stuff and it causes them to have panic attacks, like haha, somebody is remembering terrible things that make them insecure and afraid, Comedy Gold Right There
Bill O’Reilly stumps his female guests with one simple question.
OMG. Bill please.
Like, what did he expect them to say?
Tom Hiddleston demonstrating what Loki would sound like if he was Owen Wilson.
For God’s Sake!
OH MY GOD
THAT IS SO ON POINT
i’m laughing my ass off omg
when people are bleeding you don’t fucking shank the ones that aren’t bleeding hard enough until you feel better about your own wounds oh my fucking lord you get out the bandages what is wrong with you people
|—||Wyrd Sisters (Discworld #6)|
this post is perfect from start to finish
reblogging for the V
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
will reblog every time it shows up on my dash ^_^
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
this is art. this is a work. of contemporary art. being exhibited at the los angeles museum of contemporary art. the title is “long haired cheese”. this is art. i couldn’t make this shit up if i tried.
IM FUCKING FAILING STUDIO ART AND THIS IS IN A FUCKING MUSEUM
I fucking hate abstract art so much. I don’t give a shit what you all have to say. I’ve gotten into long fucking discussions with my art teachers over this shit and I’ve heard the same frustration in their voice.
You don’t get to apply any damn meaning to any piece of crap and call it art. The picture and the meaning should elaborate upon each other. If you paint me a black circle inside of a blue square and tell me that it’s about the oppressive nature of the penis in modern western society I’m just going to think you’re a fucking idiot.
How about instead draw a white figure that evokes femininity walking in a trail of giant, vaguely phallic trees, whose shadows are reaching out for the girl. Now that I could see as the oppression of the penis and would take at least some skill to do.
I’m just so fucking sick and tired and angry at this piece of shit hairy fucking french cheese like I have the biggest rage boner right now fuck. AND THEY WASTED FOOD!
Does this even qualify as “abstract?” When I think of abstract I think of Picasso and weird shapes and colors combined in a chaotic explosion that forces you to think. Cheese with hair on it doesn’t force you to think. It isn’t abstract art or art in any sense of the word.
PLEASE DONT CALL THIS ABSTRACT ART. ABSTRACT ART HAS MEANING TO IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT YOURSELF. THIS ISNT ABSTRACT ITS STUPID DONT MIX THEM UP
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
i didn’t ask for this to happen
what i love about Skyrim is that you can literally kill dragons left and right and nobody bats an eye but the moment you kill a chicken everyone loses their fucking mind