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The character thousands of fangirls across the country are obsessed with? 

Probably an axe murderer.

What I love most about this isn’t the intrinsic loathing of the awkwardly perfect character he plays, it’s the understanding that Edwards awkward perfection can ONLY BE HIDING SOMETHING AWFUL. And not awful like “woe is my I’m a sparkly vampire doomed to walk the earth forever”, but like…something truly messed up. 

God I love this man. 

I respect him; still question his…sanity, propriety, eh…something, for taking the role, but him holding onto his sense of self (and apparently, oodles of wit and wisdom) throughout this utter chore.  I understand he’s gotta eat (and beyond that, he’s gotta take work that’ll further his career), but still…