The Appendix of the Mind

thedailywhat:

Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: Einstein Was Right: A Manassas convenience store was robbed this week by a man brandishing what can only be described as a small tree.

The clerk attempted to rebuff the Big Stick doctrinaire with a ball peen hammer, but to no avail: The perp managed to grab the money and leaf.

inb4 stickup.

[insidenova / thanks sean!]

Why the quarterstaff is better than even a light mace - weapon has reach. /D&D geek

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  1. meisterj reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    laugh, then I was like ‘Fuck, this was in Manassas, VA. Arguably one of...silliest named...
  2. toptumbles reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Weirdest robbery ever…
  3. fuckyeahprocrastinati0n reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    WHAT THE HELL ASDFGHJKL;
  4. uarandya reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    So awkward it’s funny
  5. ddmcura reblogged this from thedailywhat
  6. jaded-empath reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    quarterstaff is better than even...light mace - weapon has reach. /D&D geek
  7. holyhookersonfirebatman reblogged this from thedailywhat
  8. jwrandom reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Looks like an insect dominance struggle
  9. paintedfire reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    happened about 10 minutes from where I currently am, hahahaha. Gotta love Northern Virginia.
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  14. herhorizon reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    seriously couldn’t stop laughing like an idiot. i choked on my own spit. embarrassing.